yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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