I'm going to jail i love you
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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