sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
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I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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