Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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