Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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