Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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