The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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