Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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