He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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