Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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