Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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