so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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