Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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