Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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