Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm both gender and math confused
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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