I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
whose parrot is this?
Is Oprah even human
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Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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