Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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