I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Barsexuality is the new black.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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