still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
