yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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