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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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