For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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Ladies don't puke and tell
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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