i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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