covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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