1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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