love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
