He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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