I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Congratulations! We have a period
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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