I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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