Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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