You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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