Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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