I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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