Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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