return my video game
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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