Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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