She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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