Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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