just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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