Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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