Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
love makes seman taste better
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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