ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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