I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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