It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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