on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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