so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She made me pour olive oil on her.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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