You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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