it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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