I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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