Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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