New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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