youre lurking in front of me
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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