Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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