i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
is this the sara with the beer cane?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
