she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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