He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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