So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
