I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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