Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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