What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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