Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
then he tried to convert me to islam
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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